sweating as much as like this?

THE MOIST [always sunny in the afternoon]

I Don't Want You To Smoke The Shit Out Me

Thank you for Not Smoking. Cigarette smoke is the residue of your pleasure. It contaminates the air, pollutes my hair and clothes, not to mention my lungs. This takes place without my consent. I have a pleasure, also. I like a beer now and then. The residue of my pleasure is urine. Would you be annoyed if I stood on a chair and pissed on your head and your clothes without your consent?

We believe in two core philosophies: “Pleasure is the only intrinsic good” & “Live and Let Live.”

“No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we’re looking for the sources of our troubles, we shouldn’t test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.”  ~P.J. O’Rourke